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The Mountain Woman is a 1921 American drama film directed by Charles Giblyn and written by Ashley T. Locke. It is based on the 1919 novel A Pagan of the Hills by Charles Neville Buck. The film stars Pearl White, Corliss Giles, Richard Travers, George Barnum, Warner Richmond and John Webb Dillion. The film was released on January 23, 1921, by Fox Film Corporation.
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