{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"fact":"Normal body temperature for a cat is 102 degrees F.","length":51}
{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
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{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
{"slip": { "id": 89, "advice": "Don't be afraid to ask questions."}}
{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 210, "advice": "You never really grow up."}}